Today I would like to tell the amorous ups and downs experienced by Baloo, last Sunday. Agreements after telephone conversations with Ms. Mirante, who owns a beautiful Border Collie dog that lives in Catania, was finally set a date to meet the two lovebirds (Ballo, and Brandy) and convolute them as soon as possible, to just wedding . The woman, regardless of atmospheric conditions on the edge of the great flood on Sunday morning, gets in the car and accompanied by equally brave family goes unabated towards Agrigento in the midst of the storm. Despite all odds, contrary to what he said Alessandro Manzoni, the betrothed, the marriage must one do!
But the best is yet to come, because, frustrating the legitimate aspirations of the two lovers had already been decided, inter alia, to carry out artificial insemination, so the poor Baloo, though he had a nice between the legs dog, enough for more available, he had to settle for much less, while the poor Brendy, went even worse, because in the end, rather than a pleasure it was boring and somewhat annoying.
Eventually the newlyweds, we looked a little disappointed, was their first time and as often happens, has not been great. Brandy dreamed of a romantic to spend Sunday with his passionately Baloo, the latter, like all boys his age, was already thinking of the villa next to the dog, which makes him so sweet eyes, but on Sunday he would certainly have expected something more. And the height of bad luck, is that maybe, Brendy is also pregnant, become a father at 18 months, Baloo just does not feel ready for this responsibility, not to mention the poor Brendy who waited two years, dreaming of Prince Charming, and she found herself making love with a syringe.
Poor Brendy, how many illusions, the dreams broken, and poor Baloo, but they were better than once a healthy relationship? Some will say: "It is progress," reports program is safe, with a high success rate, but Go and tell the two main characters of this post.
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