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Ah, Ah, Ah, is that Baloo was so stupid I did

I have already told, the first love affair between Baloo and Brandy, a marriage, let's be clear, and little satisfaction for our young and ardent friend. Evidently, it is not true (I'm kidding, of course) that dogs are not spiteful, I will tell you even more, meditate revenge. planning guerrilla warfare, are able to pretend like and maybe even smarter than the woman. How else to explain, what happened? In fact I still do not explain it to me. I'll tell you the fact: Baloo live together with other five females, three pastorino German, the other a border, a young labrador. What happens to any heat, is that our hero, of course, is separated from the bitch in love the entire period of oestrus. So, it's happened the last time, about fifty days ago, when one of Pastorino, Evita, she went into heat. Throughout the oestrus period, the two lovebirds were separated, and only at the end of estrus, were put together again. At least this is what I thought. And I believed it until this morning when an ultrasound, explained the arcane mystery of why Evita was too fattening: Her beautiful belly contains an unknown number of pups, what is certain is that many are. Imagine my surprise? How is it possible? Bo, I have no idea, the only possibility is that the offender has pretended to ignore to avoid, to make me believe that the inspiration was over, and act quietly behind me. And they say the dog is man's best friend. In short, the poor, Baloo, a victim of our delusions about safe sex, and on artificial insemination, with Brandy, was raised to mythological hero, has broken the chains of slavery, for example, will be told for centuries to come from all dogs that can not be a healthy sex in peace, for how he managed to fool one that among other things, not a small thing, you hear a great expert on things canine. Yes, I have a hero at home, or maybe it's a terrorist, the fact is that now I have to place a beautiful litter of puppies Border crossing - German Shepherd. If any of my few readers wanted to adopt one, do not have to ask, and in a couple of months will certainly be satisfied.